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My Scale

Submitted by Funny Jester Da 1st on Mon, 04/23/2012 - 6:21pm |

no- You are excellent

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When life hands you lemons...

Submitted by Funny Jester Da 1st on Thu, 04/19/2012 - 11:10pm |

When life hands you lemons...

1.) Make lemonade

2.) Dont eat it because it is sour

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True Friend

Submitted by poeticsoul22 on Fri, 04/13/2012 - 9:10pm |

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Bacon or Doughnut

Submitted by Funny Jester Da 1st on Thu, 04/12/2012 - 10:56pm |

If it looks like a doughnut,

smells like a doughnut,

tastes like a doughnut,

it's bacon

 

 

 

 

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Comedian?

Submitted by Funny Jester Da 1st on Thu, 04/12/2012 - 10:50pm |

My friends say I should be a stand up comedian problem is I sit down to much.

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The Turtle Complex

Submitted by mr mystic on Wed, 04/11/2012 - 2:06pm |

People are just like turtles...they love to peek their
heads out to see what's going on...and at the first
sight of trouble...they hide back into their shells.

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Knowledge vs Wisdom

Submitted by Tussy on Wed, 04/11/2012 - 1:59am |

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Body&Soul

Submitted by Tussy on Sun, 04/08/2012 - 11:29pm |

If food fuels the body and laughter fuels the soul, why do we pay for food and get the laughter free? Is soul less important than the body?

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