I became obese when I ate at KFC seven days a week. I can no longer see my genitalia when I take a leak. Week after week, the size of my belly grew.
You haven't paid your rent even though it's over due. I'm going to get a new tenant after I get rid of you. You sneak out the back every day to avoid me.
I'm Barney Fife and I accidentally blew off my foot. Andy took my gun and put it somewhere and you don't want to know where it was put.
Something happened when I lit a cigarette in an oxygen tent. I'll tell you what happened instead of just giving you a hint.
You want equality so our dates are going to be Dutch Treat. When we go to restaurants, you will pay for what you eat.
A thug was set free even though he committed a crime. The reason why he was set free was because I'm a Mime.
Old Betsy is my shotgun and she keeps most salesmen away. But some come on my property but they sure as hell don't stay.
I committed murder and I have bad news. Columbo is on the case and that means I'll lose. Columbo always catches people when murder is the crime.
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