Funny Poem

Gods and Lords of Time

Submitted by Natrual Action on Wed, 12/07/2011 - 5:26pm |

To the Merovingian Kings,

Uni in construct, we breath deeply as well.
Jacob' s Well, as hot and tenacious splndles
One wheel- O' Wheel.
Oh well, I only wonder, "how long?"

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mind, soul, and body

Submitted by onlyamile on Wed, 12/07/2011 - 12:03pm |

You can still try to find...
that mind,
that knows up from down
that is enchanted when in use
that diamond, substituting your crown

upside-down.... back around.....

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Comedianne?=)

Submitted by Tannesha Kimble on Wed, 12/07/2011 - 12:53am |

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What you gonna do about it?
I didn't think so with your breath smellin like doo doo
Yeah I bet you didn't have a clue.. Here's an altoid
Better yet take two!! pee yew! Now that I'm through with

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Zombies

Submitted by PoetSora on Sun, 12/04/2011 - 5:32pm |

Funny Poem

When people ask do u play zombies,
another person says no im not a low life,
but do they ever think about it,
Ive asked people that question,
they tell me the same thing,

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"What Lies Beneath"

Submitted by poeticgurl83 on Fri, 12/02/2011 - 8:08pm |

Funny Poem

It's amazing
What make-up can do
When you apply the foundation
It can make a new you
By hiding all the scar's
And even the bump's
It can turn an ugly duckling
Into a hunk

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What's for Dinner, I'll Never Get Thinner

Submitted by hmarie76 on Fri, 11/18/2011 - 9:29pm |

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It nearly noon but I am pondering what is for dinner,
I hope it won't make me fat,but somehow make me thinner.
Sadly food which is healthy is not what I even desire,

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Ashley On Bukowski

Submitted by P.M. on Fri, 11/18/2011 - 3:38pm |

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Ashley told me that Bukowski was boring
That's when I knew that nothing she said was true and I no longer loved her

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A man in Rome

Submitted by Gorath12 on Wed, 11/16/2011 - 1:12pm |

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There was an old man in Rome,
Who visited St. Peter's Dome,
And said"It's a shame
That I am so lame,
Or else I would run right home!"

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Playing A Game

Submitted by poeticsoul22 on Mon, 11/14/2011 - 4:09pm |

Why say stuff to hurt me
or try to make me cry
why say you love me
if it's all a lie.

I don't need you to be happy
or need you to feel loved
cause i make myself happy

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Scrapping

Submitted by hmarie76 on Fri, 11/11/2011 - 7:00am |

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Its time to go out scrapping, lets round up all our tools,
before we hit the road I will lay down necessary rules.
First of all make sure your gas tank is always nice and full,

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