I know a man who was both awesome and swell.
This genius was named Alexander Graham Bell.
Because of him, we can talk to people who live in different states and overseas.
Why do many people put off buying gifts until Christmas Eve?
That's not a great thing to do, in fact it's very hard to believe.
Why do these people wait until December 24?
Where I come from, many women only date men who earn 70 to a hundred grand per year.
These women are greedy and what they're doing is wrong, that much is clear.
